Carpet Layer!

[Voltage]

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He
stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.
In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No
sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he
said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and
flattened the hump.

As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. "Here," she said,
handing him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the
hallway." "Now," she said, "if only I could find my hamster."

[Patsy33]

Aww, was he her flat mate?

[Voltage]

Gnaw he wasn't

[1ozzy]

Never had a desire to be a "carpet layer".

But,,, a "rug muncher".......

[Voltage]

Lol ozzy

[Patsy33]

Poor little creature...
(That was to Ozzy)....

[1ozzy]

Oops,

Must not "pile" on too much.

Stretching the boundary's I think.

[Voltage]

Nothing wrong with a good "shag" oz lol

[Patsy33]

You're alright Ozzy! Stretch away....

[Shaglene]

She is lucky that it wasn't her pussy.............

[marval]

You must have asked for underlay.