Not Coming To Work!

[Voltage]

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house...wife give good sex"!

[Patsy33]

How rubbery!

[hereIam]

Ha ha brilliant !

[Bazile]

I realised what the punch line was when i got to the penultimate line