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marval | 18:25 Thu 19th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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I met my husband at a Chess tournament.



He made the first move.

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sounds like a good place to find a mate
18:29 Thu 19th Oct 2017
Avatar Image sunny-dave
I hope you weren't watching pawn ...
18:33 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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I was having a good knight out in a local castle.
19:01 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Said the Bishop to the actress.
19:04 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Was it all above board?
19:05 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Yes, but it is a lovely castle, you really should go and have a rook at it.
19:09 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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I've being in a Castle, it smelt a bit stale mate.
19:13 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Im pleased for you. Who paid? I hope he handed over the cheque mate!
19:21 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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I was a guest of the Queen, she tends to move in any direction she wants.
19:24 Thu 19th Oct 2017
Avatar Image Voltage
I bet he chatted you up with " let me show you how to mate"
19:33 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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I hope he's never squared up to you....
19:45 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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We had dinner on a checked table cloth, it took him an hour to pass the salt.
19:47 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Had to share this...

19:52 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Thank you Arksided, I hadn't seen that before.
20:02 Thu 19th Oct 2017

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