How To Impress A Women!

[Voltage]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked... with beer.

[Patsy33]

Lol! That sounds about right!....

[sapelesam]

And sandwiches.

[albaqwerty]

how to impress a man
fur coat, nae knickers and a case of beer

(just a thought)

[tonyav]

Works for me, ah wench.

[sapelesam]

I like a classy woman, the sort that gets out of the bath to have a wee.

[albaqwerty]

lol our kid xx :-)

sam, depends what in the sandwiches surely?

[sapelesam]

Well Alba, home made crusty loaf, nice strong cheddar with slices of tomato straight from the greenhouse. We can drink the beer and fool about later.

[tonyav]

Gotta have a few slices of thick cut ham on them as well.

[albaqwerty]

ooh, sam, you never mentioned a greenhouse :-)

I like them, however aren't they a tad voyeuristic?

[albaqwerty]

sssh, don't mention thick cut or sausages :-)))

[tonyav]

Not as good as a shed, ah wench ;-)

[albaqwerty]

nowt is as good as a shed our kid :-)))) xx

[sapelesam]

I do eat meat but not thick slices, yuk.

[Voltage]

Lol mrs v walked in naked from the kitchen with a beer in her hand..."well what do you reckon then"
I said " you forgot my peanuts" signs of old age I reckon ..ohh to be young again!