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Becoming A Priest!
Paddy wants to become a priest, so he goes to see the Bishop who tells him,
"First, you must answer three questions about the Bible."
Question one, "Who was born in a stable?" "Red Rum," replies Paddy.
Question two, "Do you know anything about Damascus?" "It kills 99% of all
known germs'" says Paddy.
Question three, "What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive?" "Not
sure about that," says Paddy, "Did Popeye kick the *** out of them?"
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