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Voltage | 06:41 Mon 30th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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I’ve bought a new sat nav, it’s really a good one .

Yesterday I drove past a Zoo and it said bear left.
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Zebra crossing?
06:45 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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Your having a giraffe lol
06:46 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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Are you driving a Jaguar?
07:03 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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No a triumph stag
07:09 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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I'm in a Ford Puma
07:09 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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...and the Pelican crossing...
09:46 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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Mine said bear right..........
11:31 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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Stop monkeying around
11:40 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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What do you get if you cross a pelican and a zebra?

Two streets further away.
11:51 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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I like pelicans, it's bill can hold more than it's belly can
11:55 Mon 30th Oct 2017

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