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Voltage | 11:48 Tue 31st Oct 2017 | Jokes
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Mad Mary was whizzing around the mental hospital in her wheelchair when she was stopped by Crazy Carl. “Licence please,” he said, Mary sped off round the corner and bumped into Looney Leon. “Insurance please,” said Leon. Mary zoomed off until she was stopped by Donkey Dave who was standing there naked with an erection . “Oh no,”cried Mary, “Not the breathalyser again!”
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She doesn't want to blow into the breathalyser. Dave will get big headed.
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I though Dave might've been the fuel pump...

"Why does he call you Donkey Dave?"
"Heehaw, heehaw, heehawlways does."

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