Two Eskimos

[Patsy33]

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

[Voltage]

n-ice

[Bazile]

Did kayak .co.uk, oraganzse the search for them ?

[Patsy33]

One of them said, Inuit would be risky..

[Voltage]

I asked one of the Eskimos did they fix their kayak...he said he's brother did igloo'd it back together

[jno]

they tried keeping warm by rubbing noses, now one of them has sniffilis.

[Patsy33]

Haha.. jno.
I thought you were going to say caught fire,!