What Happened?

[marval]

A Mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen.

When she got home she asked her husband, "What is a specimen?" He replied, "Danged if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse"

The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body.

"What in the world happened? asked her husband.

"Danged if I know," she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was and she told me to go
*** in a bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug and then all hell broke loose."

[marval]

Sorry, I am sure you can guess the starred out word.

[albaqwerty]

pee doesn't have the same tone as p.iss tho.

Nice one marval !
liked it :-D

[Patsy33]

Not a very good exsample was it??