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Irish Nails
Two Irishmen are hammering floorboards down in a house.
Paddy picks up a nail, realises its upside down and throws it away.
He carries on doing this until Murphy says, "Why are you throwing them away?"
"Because they are upside down," says Paddy.
"You daft twit." replies Murphy. "Save them for the ceiling."
Paddy picks up a nail, realises its upside down and throws it away.
He carries on doing this until Murphy says, "Why are you throwing them away?"
"Because they are upside down," says Paddy.
"You daft twit." replies Murphy. "Save them for the ceiling."
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