Correct?

[marval]

Teaching an English lesson, the teacher wrote on the board, fully aware of the grammar errors.

"I ain't had no fun in months."

"Now, how should I correct this sentence?" She asked.

"Get a new boyfriend," said Little Johnny.

[Tilly2]

There's always one!

[sapelesam]

As a schoolboy, I always had an irresistable urge to inject a little humour into the proceedings. Resulting in my spending a lot of time in the corridor.

[Tilly2]

I once moved a whole class of pupils into the empty classroom next door. I left the lippy one behind.

[zebo]

You were lucky if there was only one! I recall teaching Pythagoras' Theorem and introducing the word 'hypotenuse', the most obnoxious boy in the class called out It's Harry Potter's pubes, and I couldn't prevent myself from laughing, The trouble was every year after I got the giggles at that lesson and most classes could persuade me to tell them why, some were shocked that i knew the word 'pubes'.

[Old_Geezer]

Johnny should've realised that his teacher had already hinted she'd been with her new boyfriend for months.

[waterboatman]

:o} I like it!