Diamonds !

[Voltage]

My wife just told me she doesn't care what she gets for Christmas this year!

"Just make sure it's got diamonds in it" she said.

A pack of playing cards it is then.

[albaqwerty]

you're all heart(s)

[aelmpvw]

my missus wants a jaguar for christmas, if it mauls her to death it's not my fault

[Bazile]

Your'e a joker

[mallyh]

you don't want to see the new year in then (with swollen eyes)lol

[Voltage]

i know how to deal with her!

[Zacs-Master]

At least you can play pok-er.

[Togo]

When the wife has dealt with you, your ability to walk will be reduced to a shuffle.

[Patsy33]

I think you might hit the deck!

[Shaglene]

Be careful that she doesn't club you and use the spade to bury you...

[Voltage]

I'll be alright shag her hearts not in it!

[Patsy33]

Suit yourself!

[Togo]

I asked "She who must be obeyed" what she might like for Christmas. "A bag and a belt would be nice" she said............ Sorted, the vacuum cleaner will be as good as new.

[marval]

What a card you are voltage