How Do?

[marval]

A company owner was asked a question.

"How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"

He smiled and replied.

"It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces.

[Bazile]

I would just park in his space :-0

[Old_Geezer]

That's no joke.

My last employer used to insist government wouldn't allow them to have more parking spaces. When they moved out suddenly there was no issue building a multi-story car park. Never trust management, they're there to force through whatever the board wants and not value the staff needs.

[Patsy33]

A lot to contend with....