Too Late!

[Voltage]

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams: "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters: "Too late pal, I've already done the paperwork."

[Patsy33]

What a shame :-))

[Shaglene]

That's the ticket............

[albaqwerty]

rofl !