Christmas Cracker Jokes!

[Voltage]

lets have your worst xmas cracker jokes !
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
"It's Christmas Eve"

[marval]

*sandals*

[mazie]

What do you get if you cross a bee with a bell?

A hum dinger

[mazie]

What do you call a vicar on a motor bike?

Rev

[marval]

Why did the orange take a prune to the Christmas party?
Because he couldn't find a date.

[DTCwordfan]

where do santa's helpers go to rest after Christmas?

an elf spa.

[DTCwordfan]

three little boys go onto stage as the Three Wise Men - up to the stable, and the first one says, "I bring the baby Jesus a gift of frankincense."

The second, ""I bring the baby Jesus a gift of gold."

The third one, the youngest, is a bit nervous and then blurts out, "
"I bring the baby Jesus a gift of Olly Murs."