Jean-Luc Picard

[marval]

When Jean-Luc Picard had some spare time from the Starship Enterprise, he enjoyed working on his little farm.

Some of the equipment was old and poorly maintained.

He had huge problems getting the seed drill to work and eventually had to call a mechanic.

The mechanic tutted, "It'll cost a bit to get this working. What do you want me to do?"

Jean-Luc Picard said, "Make it sow."

[Bazile]

loD chuH neH brig

[Voltage]

Now that's enterprise!

[DTCwordfan]

Beam up him, Scottie?

[Hopkirk]

The seed driller wasn't working properly because lumps of mud were stuck in it. He was having problems with the cling ons.

[aelmpvw]

'sorry captain, i think your seed drill is a goner'
'Buried deep within you, beneath all the years of pain and anger, there is something that has never been nurtured: the potential to make yourself a better man. And that is what it is to be human. To make yourself more than you are ... now fix my ruddy seed drill'