Here's To 2018...........

[Shaglene]

As the year comes to an end, I urge you to take care of yourselves and avoid any accidents because spare parts for old models like you are no longer in stock...................

[sunny-dave]

There are plenty of spare brains on here - many apparently 'as new - no signs of use' ...

[Voltage]

[email protected] could do with a new body myself this ones had it!!

[Jomlett]

I was going to quit drinking for the new year, but then I remembered no one likes a quitter.