1000 Volts

[Bazile]

I built an electric fence around my property .

My neighbour is dead against it

[JJ109]

That's a shocking story

[zebo]

He's a bright spark is he?

[Voltage]

blimey have i got 1000 little voltys running around!

[Bazile]

Voltage - i've just checked - it's actually delivering 995.35 volts

[jno]

you could be charged with battery

[Bazile]

What did you say - what is his current status ?

[vulcan42]

indefensible

[Patsy33]

Now the sparks are gonna fly!....

[Bazile]

Did you see watt I did there ?

[Voltage]

wow a surge of answers bazile

[jno]

I hope they put you in a dry cell.

[Bazile]

I re fuse to take it down

[jno]

ohm my god, you are in trouble.

[Voltage]

if he calls the police your gonna be in shock!

[Voltage]

your neighbour should calm down ..play them a bit of music...AC-DC may help

[Patsy33]

Is your neighbour live??

[Voltage]

put a plug in it patsy ;-) lol

[JJ109]

Pylon the jokes folks!

[Bazile]

nice to see all positive and no negative comments

[Patsy33]

I re- fuse to Volty!. I'm gonna socket to you one day!....