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Snooker Accident!

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Voltage | 06:28 Tue 09th Jan 2018 | Jokes
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A lorry carrying a load of snooker equipment has crashed on the M25...

The driver is under a rest and the cues go back miles!
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The driver refused to talk whilst in custody he didn't want to be framed!
06:31 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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The police should give the driver a break.
06:33 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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They can't he was speeding doing 147 maximum speed
06:37 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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Sounds like a load of spherical objects to me!
06:37 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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M25... he must have a lot of balls.
06:38 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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They should chalk it up as an accident, otherwise they will be considered a bit potty!
06:38 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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They might triangulate the situation.
06:41 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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Screw it!
If the worst comes to the worst, he can always offer them a bribe. I am sure they will pocket it.
07:03 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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The driver is a white guy. Someone cut him up and he saw red. Now he's black and blue all over.
07:18 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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He should have been more careful, it's a black spot!
07:24 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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good answer hopkirk...im green with envy!
07:24 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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you need to give these jokes a rest !
07:32 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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Unless he has something in the pocket to offer they should sink him.

Don't get me started on sinking the pink ;-/
07:33 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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mind your own beizeness
07:34 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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As the driver wasn't looking, the lorry cannoned into a car driven by a female motorist. He should have spider, but at least his equipment cushioned the impact.
07:34 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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The driver is browned off that he hurt his pinkie.
07:36 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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I red this in the newspaper.
07:39 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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not yellow pages then!
07:40 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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Take a break!!!
07:41 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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or nap
07:45 Tue 09th Jan 2018

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