Aussie Cop...............

[Shaglene]

An Australian policeman pulled over a driver who had been weaving in and out of the traffic.

He approached the car window and said, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser.”

The man reached into his pocket and produced a doctor’s note.

On it was written: “This man suffers from chronic asthma. Please do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath.”

The policeman said, “Okay, then I need you to come and give a blood sample.”

The man produced another letter.

This one said: “This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way.”

So the officer said, “Right, I need a urine sample then.”

The man produced a third letter from his pocket.

It read: “This man plays cricket for England. Please don’t take the p1$$ out of him.”

[Bazile]

Howzat?"

[Voltage]

wot a load of bails!

[Hopkirk]

The policeman was stumped by that