Driving In Germany

[marval]

English / German Car Phrases
How would the Germans pronounce English car words and phrases?

Accident...............................Das Bleedinkmess
Backfire...........................Der Lowdenbangrmekkenjumpen
Bonnet..............................Pullnob und Knucklechoppen
Breathalyser....................Der Puffitinter fur Pistenarsen
Clutch ..................Die Kuplink mit achlippen und schaken
Cyclist..........................Der Peddalpushink Pilloken
Double White Lines ...........Overtaken und Krunchen
Estate Car........................Die Bagzeroomforshagginaute
Exhaust...............................Spitzenpoppenhangentuben
Exhaust Fumes................... Dar koffundschplitterpoluter
Fog Warning.....................Die Puttenklogdown und Fukkit
Fuel Gauge.........................Der Walletemptyung Meter
Garage.............................. Der Haiway Robberung
Gear Lever.....................Biggensticken fur Kangaroochoppen
Headlights....................... Das Dippendontdazzelubasted
Highway Code..................Der Wipen fur a***n
Indicators....................... Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
Juggernaut........................ Der Fukkengratt Trukken
Learner.............................Die t***ten Mit Elplate
Near Accident........Der Phewn Near Schittenselfen
Parking Meter.............Die Tennarpincscher und Zlockenarr
Power Brakes...........Der edbangeronvindschreen stoppenquick
Rear View Mirror ............Der Yonkunter ist Tooklosan
Seat Belt....................Der klunkenklikken frauleinstrapper
Skid..................................Der Banannen Waltzen
Speedometer.....................Der Egobooster und Linenshooter
Traffic Jam...................... Die Bluddifukkindamundblast
Tyres.................................Flatfahrts
Windscreen Wiper ...........Der flippenflappenmuckenspredder

[Patsy33]

Audi Marval. That's wundervoll!...

[Prudie]

The funniest thing is google has just offered to translate this page

[DTCwordfan]

Grab the nettle and drive the car ........grabbeneinVettelundsaynomore.