Three Words..............

[Shaglene]

A 71 year old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away.

The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her. After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.

Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:
“I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want £100, and there’s another condition.”

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.

“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman. He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 ten-pound notes in her outstretched hand.

He then looks her square in the eye, and says slowly and clearly:

Paint my house.

[Tilly2]

He's a card!

[albaqwerty]

LOL !!

[sunny-dave]

[ dave deletes attempt at joke about having the painters in ... ]

[Voltage]

i bet his name was matt

[marval]

I am gong to gloss over this joke.

[Patsy33]

He got that covered then!..

[Hopkirk]

Not the sort of roll she expected

[Patsy33]

Hope he had plenty of Dulux....