Am I Right To Be Feeling This Way?
Family Life1 min ago
Starring
I am starring in a new theatrical drama called ‘Sword’. It’s a play on words.
Twinings have recently developed a new erotic breakfast tea, Fifty Shades Of Earl Grey.
I have just sold a tin of kidney beans to my doctor for sixty pence. He says I have a really good pulse rate.
Race car designers are a boring bunch. I met a group of them at the pub and it was nothing but torque, torque, torque.
I’ve just seen a play about ‘Fly Fishing’. The cast was amazing.
I took my pet pig to the vet’s today. Turns out he has pulled a hamstring.
I saw a horse with a large pointed bone sticking out of its head. Maybe it’s a unique horn.
I was in the pub last night when my friend started doing card tricks to 5 pints of beer. I said to him, “Stop fooling a round.”
I walked into the pub and got a round of applause. Never heard of it before but it tasted alright.
Twinings have recently developed a new erotic breakfast tea, Fifty Shades Of Earl Grey.
I have just sold a tin of kidney beans to my doctor for sixty pence. He says I have a really good pulse rate.
Race car designers are a boring bunch. I met a group of them at the pub and it was nothing but torque, torque, torque.
I’ve just seen a play about ‘Fly Fishing’. The cast was amazing.
I took my pet pig to the vet’s today. Turns out he has pulled a hamstring.
I saw a horse with a large pointed bone sticking out of its head. Maybe it’s a unique horn.
I was in the pub last night when my friend started doing card tricks to 5 pints of beer. I said to him, “Stop fooling a round.”
I walked into the pub and got a round of applause. Never heard of it before but it tasted alright.
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