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Voltage | 09:54 Thu 15th Mar 2018 | Jokes
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the wife asked me “Who would you most like to be stuck in a lift with?”

I said “Obviously a lift engineer.” jeez !!
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being stuck in a lift is the ups n downs im afraid...or not!
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"whilst the old dressed up ladies screamed "
what were you doing to them lol
Ii was stuck in office lift after 6pm on a Friday..everyone had left and nobody could hear me scream ! lol... after a couple of hours a cleaner heard me banging and eventually the office management company sent an engineer to get me out.. but not till after 9pm... boy I needed a wee !
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lol TMI MM x
note to self, never get in a lift with spath
I was stuck in a lift with work colleagues leaving work , on a Christmas Eve
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Lol the invisible man!
Just don't go on YouTube and search for stuck in lift with diarrhea
Ooh, that's is wrong on so many levels!...
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This reminds me of the time Peter Sellars was in the lift with a group of men when he farted.......
A young man walks into a hotel's lift.

The operator asks, "Which floor son?"

"Seventeenth" replies the young man.

"No problem son" says the operator.

As they approached the seventeenth floor the operator said, "Enjoy the rest of your stay son"

"Why do you keep calling me son?" asks the man.

"Well, I brought you up didn't I?" replies the Operator.
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