Hairpieces

[Patsy33]

I saw an advert saying “Hairpieces from £5”. I thought, “That’s a small price toupee”.

[Tilly2]

You are a wig!

[Patsy33]

It all goes over my head Tilly.....

[Voltage]

i said to the bloke selling it
"that's to dear mate and i aint paying that price"
he said "whoa keep your hair on mate!"

[Garaman]

Perhaps they're merkin, them smaller!

[Toorak]

Are there any frınge benefıts?

[Tilly2]

I'll have a lock back later on. When this has become more permanent.

[Captain2]

I can see a parting of the ways

[Tilly2]

This has been today's highlight.

[Voltage]

iv'e been combing through these answers and curling up with laughter!

[Toorak]

I am going to brush up on this topic so that I can be streaks ahead

[Voltage]

my hairdresser passed away...she dyed all of a sudden

[Tilly2]

Bang on! ( American)

[Toorak]

I think I’m too set in my ways

[Patsy33]

I've just come back from tending my beehive...

[Toorak]

Bob’s your uncle

[Tilly2]

...and Fanny's your aunt!

[Voltage]

Lol

[Toorak]

I think i’ll need to mullet over

[Patsy33]

I think I'm going for the Shag look...

[Voltage]

Pmsl.
My barber was an ex sailor ..he only knew a crew cut!