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Voltage | 07:54 Fri 16th Mar 2018 | Jokes
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The wife was watching a cookery show...

I said “What the hell are you watching that for? You can’t cook!”

She replied “You watch porn fatty and that hasn't helped ”
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Lol!
11:54 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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lol a marriage made in hell !
11:57 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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It's whatever you can put your hand too I guess....
11:59 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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her no;1 catchphrase "oi keep your hands to yourself" TCH!!!
12:02 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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Be careful. She might cook you up something!
12:04 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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lol noooo i do the cooking
12:09 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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What you whipping up?....
12:13 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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a storm lol
12:17 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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Lol!
Can you feel the wind changing?!...
12:24 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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later after a curry maybe !
12:26 Fri 16th Mar 2018

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