Two Cows In A Field!

[Voltage]

Two cows standing next to each other in a field.

Daisy says to Dolly: "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

"I don't believe you," replies Dolly.

"It's true, no bull!"

[Patsy33]

Lol! Good one..

[Togo]

One cow says to another. "Are you worried about that mad cow disease?"
The other says "Nahh I'm a helicopter".

[Prudie]

Daisy adds "I missed the hoof cuddles though"

[johnny.5]

pull the udder one

[Jackdaw33]

Old bull and young bull standing on a hill overlooking a field of cows.

Young bull: Let's run down and shag a few of those cows.

Old bull: No, let's just walk down and shag the lot.

[Voltage]

Lol

[johnny.5]

Rober Duval to Sean Penn in colours

[marval]

On a cold night two bulls are standing in a field.

One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey."