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marval | 16:55 Mon 02nd Apr 2018 | Jokes
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I tried walking onto an army base.

I was stopped by a guard, who was only 5 foot 4 inches.

“Sorry,” he said, “you’re not allowed on here.”

I thought, “He’s a little territorial.”
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I knew a bloke who was small ...his wife called him justin ;-)
18:17 Mon 02nd Apr 2018
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sounds like he was very short with you
17:02 Mon 02nd Apr 2018
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Was he wearing kakhi shorts ?



17:45 Mon 02nd Apr 2018
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Small Mans' Syndrome.................
18:01 Mon 02nd Apr 2018
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He was very reserved.
18:11 Mon 02nd Apr 2018
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I knew a bloke who was small ...his wife called him justin ;-)
18:17 Mon 02nd Apr 2018

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