Chicken Tonight

[Fanriffic]

A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at a branch of Morrisons but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these chickens get any bigger?'
The assistant replied, 'I'm afraid not, they're dead.'

[Patsy33]

Lol!...

[Old_Geezer]

She could try pumping them with water.

[Spicerack]

Then she got her capon and left.

[DTCwordfan]

11 uses of Fanriffic's chickens.

* Use it as pillow stuffing for unwanted guests (AB's Home)
* Create a low budget pinata for AB's Family....
* Take it for show and tell … at your workplace (Jobs)
* Use it as a smelly paperweight (More Home)
* Hang it from your car rearview mirror (Motoring)
* Paint it yellow and call it a grapefruit (Food & Drink)
* Carry it with you as a visual aid for any AB contribution to Why-Did-the-Chicken-Cross-the-Road joke (Jokes)
* Dress it up like Justin Bieber, videotape it, and upload to YouTube (Media)
* Use it as ammo for your dead chicken cannon (Technology)
* Put webbed feet on it and call it a duck (Nature)
* Blog about it (Eds Blog)

[Garaman]

It must have been for a hen night.

[Fanriffic]

Ha Ha Ha. DTCwordfan - Your imagination is wasted on here.
Amusing suggestions. Brilliant.