A Drunk Appears In Front Of A Judge!

[Voltage]

A drunk appears in front of a judge.

The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."

The drunk, a bit surprised, says, "Okay, i'll have a large gin n tonic then!"

[Patsy33]

I heard the Judge was be-cider self!

[Voltage]

she was a bit shaken but not stirred

[Jackdaw33]

Reminds me of a true story of the tramp who had been in court numerous times for being drunk and disorderly. One one occasion the lady magistrate told him, "I'm going to give you one last chance. I shall not send you to prison provided you promise to give up alcohol completely. Not even a tiny little sherry before luncheon."

[Patsy33]

Her name is Sherry...

[Voltage]

lol jack

[Voltage]

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged
with a
traffic violation said
she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the
bench. "Madam, I have
waited years for a schoolteacher to appear
before this court," he
smiled
with delight. "Now sit down at that
table and write 'I will not pass
through
a red light' five
hundred times."

[marval]

The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."

[jno]

Witness: "He was drunk as a judge."
Judge: "Don't you mean 'drunk as a lord'?"
Witness: "Oh, yes, my lord."

[EDDIE51]

A man appears in front of the Judge, The Judge says asks him 'Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?''
The man replies '' F**ck All''
The judge does not catch what he said and asks the Clerk
' 'What did he say'' The clerk replies '' He said F**ck All Your Honour''
The Judge turns to the Clerk and says '' That's funny I'm sure I saw
his lips move''

[Voltage]

Lol eddie