Banned From Lidl.!

[Voltage]

I cannot believe I've been banned from Lidl.

The checkout girl said 'strip down facing me'.

How was I supposed to know she was on about my credit card ???

[mallyh]

lol x

[bookbinder]

That's a barely believable story!

[SlackAlice]

"unexpected item in bagging area"

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[jno]

you thought you had Access?

[klazomaniac]

Did you show her your flexible friend ?

[Voltage]

she said that was a quicky...american express i said lol

[Ken4155]

Did she check 'it' out?

[mallyh]

i've got the giggles now about the flexible friend answer lol x

[Voltage]

ooohhh she said that was todays special offer!

[Bazile]

Was it a CONTACTless conFRONTtation ?

[Voltage]

i chuckled too mally

[Voltage]

sigh ...no contact baz

[Ken4155]

Come on, volty, i was behind you in the queue and i distinctly heard her say, "Is that all you have to offer?" :-)

[Voltage]

sssshhhh ken lol

[Bazile]

I would have slapped it in her hands and said , - ''here - you put it
in ''

[Voltage]

bad day in there...on the next till it was all off 2 gypsy women were trying to pay for their food with travellers cheques! ;-)

[mallyh]

keep them coming it's really cheering me up lol x

[Voltage]

lol im trying me best x

[Voltage]

I was standing in a queue at a supermarket checkout with my young son and in front of us is a huge fat woman.Suddenly she gets a text message and her mobile phone starts bleeping."Look out," shouts my son, "she"s reversing!"