A Applied

[marval]

I applied for a place at the fishermans school of excellence last week.

Unfortunately it was refused.

They said I was in the wrong catchment area.

[marval]

*I Applied*

[Hopkirk]

I'm not surprised you wanted to go there, it's a great plaice.

[Voltage]

Looks like you've slipped the net!

[Patsy33]

Perhaps you were the wrong side of the river..

[Caribeing]

Maybe you needed a trout pout!

[Hopkirk]

I'm trying to think of a pun, but I'm floundering.

[marval]

I didn't say much I was too koi. Maybe I need to trawl round for another school.

[Hopkirk]

Oh for Cod's hake, just reapply.

[Patsy33]

Aww. Bet you're upset. Here, let me Dab your tears....

[marval]

Thank you Patsy, let minnow when the tears are gone.