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marval | 19:12 Thu 19th Apr 2018 | Jokes
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I applied for a place at the fishermans school of excellence last week.

Unfortunately it was refused.

They said I was in the wrong catchment area.
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*I Applied*
19:13 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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I'm not surprised you wanted to go there, it's a great plaice.
19:16 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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Looks like you've slipped the net!
19:17 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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Perhaps you were the wrong side of the river..
19:25 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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Maybe you needed a trout pout!
19:31 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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I'm trying to think of a pun, but I'm floundering.
19:33 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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I didn't say much I was too koi. Maybe I need to trawl round for another school.
19:40 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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Oh for Cod's hake, just reapply.
19:45 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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Aww. Bet you're upset. Here, let me Dab your tears....
19:47 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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Thank you Patsy, let minnow when the tears are gone.
19:49 Thu 19th Apr 2018

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