In Church.............

[Shaglene]

An elderly couple were in church and the wife turns to the husband and says, "I've just done a silent fart. What should I do?"
The husband says, "Put new batteries in your hearing aid."

[Arksided]

Lol. that's a ripper.

[nailit]

Never fart in an elevator. Its wrong on so many levels...

[Patsy33]

Lol!