This Sounds A Little Phony To Me, They Must Have Been The Bottom End Of The Market Phones.

[anotheoldgit]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5768147/Man-hid-six-phones-inside-bottom-deliberately-getting-arrested-Israel.html

[aelmpvw]

his walk probably gave him away to police

[Islay]

You would be amazed at what and how many things can be hidden in your bottom.

[aelmpvw]

there'll probably be an act on bgt any time soon proving you're right

[Jackdaw33]

6 mobiles up your aris? Got to admire his nerve, let alone his stamina!

[Mamyalynne]

//Because it was a repeat offence, the suspect was again interrogated and then taken to the Ofer security prison where a full body search was conducted - where six phones were then extracted from his intestines.//

They must have gone up in a convoy - ouch!

[Zacs-Master]

What i want to know is, where is Norris McWhirter when you need him.

[Baldric]

I wonder what the Ring tone was

[gness]

Islay.....you should perhaps have worded that so as NOT to make it sound like the voice of experience....... ;-)....x

[Islay]

lol but Gness it is experience - we once found a bloke with eggs up his backside!

[BAKERS DOZEN]

Just made me think of the first mobile phone I ever ordered. It was the size of a house brick with a long rigid aerial sticking out of the top of it. Ouch times six.

[Zacs-Master]

Balders.....Dire Straits, Tunnel of Love, perhaps?

[gness]

Ahhh....not yours then...... ;-)

I have tried to resist but why were you looking.... and for what....when you found the eggs......hard boiled I guess...... :-)

[aelmpvw]

//we once found a bloke with eggs up his backside!//
i can only hope that they weren't of the Easter variety

[ludwig]

I bet the game was up when the one he'd forgotten to put on silent started ringing.

[Islay]

Used to be on the anti-smuggling taskforce at Gatwick airport - You would be amazed what we have found 'hidden' on people

[gness]

Ahhhh....I see..... :-)

[andy-hughes]

I can well believe it.


I recently had a full prostate biopsy, and when I woke up from the anaesthetic, I was pretty sure that the surgeon had been unable to secure a staff parking place for his Range Rover, so he had obviously parked it in my bottom for the day!

[Garaman]

Ironically it made him less mobile.

[gness]

If you're still worried, Andy I now know a woman who.... ;-)...x

[Barmaid]

So why on EARTH would anyone put eggs up their jacksy? Some strange longing to experience life as a chicken?