Men In Armour

[marval]

I saw some men in armour, sketching a pub just as it was getting dark. I couldn’t help thinking, “The knights are drawing inn”.

I have just seen a job advert in the paper for a 7.5 tonne driver. How is anyone that heavy supposed to drive anything?

I have just directed an Oscar-winning film about a fruit owned by royalty. I am calling it ‘The King’s Peach’.

I just rang my local council worker to tell him about a large crater-like pothole on our road. He said he’d look into it.

I did some stand-up at the farmers market. I got mooed off stage.

When I went to school in France, the older kids used to throw stock cubes at me. I was a victim of bouillon.

A man came up to me in the street and asked if I had any Red Leicester. I apologised and said I only had Swiss cheese. He went emmental.

I looked up ‘Opaque’ in the dictionary today. The definition was not very clear.

My dinner kept playing loud music until 2am this morning. It was a club sandwich.

In a recent Gallup poll it showed ponies run faster than donkeys.

[Patsy33]

Great puns there Marval. Love the first one. Very clever. Lol...