Fruit Obsession.

[Patsy33]

My partner is fed up with my fruit obsession. I promised I'd not mention it again. She said this was my last chance before she left me. I said, "Honey dew think you can forgive me? Youre the apple of my eye"....

[mallyh]

lol ,you sound like a right pear

[Arksided]

Bananas!

[mallyh]

sounds like you give her the pip x

[sunny-dave]

She just let the man go ...

[Jackdaw33]

Surely it's time to berry the hatchet.

[Jackdaw33]

These things happen, Kum Quat may.

[Patsy33]

Lol, you lovely lot are so quick!...

[Patsy33]

I think there's a lot of sour grapes....

[marval]

What date is the divorce?