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Bazile | 11:54 Tue 19th Jun 2018 | ChatterBank
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Sitting in my car the other evening , when a female and a male walked pass , going up the road behind me .
A short while later , I saw the female walked back pass my car and unto the drive of my next door neighbor . Hey up I thought , she must know him and is going to knock on the door .

But no, she walked back off the drive and proceed a short distance along the pavement stopped by the side of a car , proceeded to loosen her trousers stooped down and had a pee on the pavement .

She then walked back pass my car , oblivious to the fact that I was sitting there and saw her .

What would you do if you were caught short in that situation ?

Her indoors said she would prefer to wet her self , rather than pull her kinckers down in public .


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Find somewhere a bit more secluded at least.
nooo.. at least behind a bush..not in a garden ..if it really came to it
Like Rowan says...some where secluded.
Not like a friend of mine, got caught on a webcam, it had been set up to look for criminal activity. A policeman recognised her in the street and told her. I nearly needed a secluded spot there and then
That is why I daily give thanks to God for making me a man. It is so much easier for us blokes.
When you gotta go - you gotta go. But, surely not just anywhere.
Bring back the maxi dress ,stand over a drain who knows. Means no knickers but if it's not windy it would be ok
If it's good enough for Paula Radcliffe.................

Could have been worse.
^ someone would have blamed a canine ...
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What if a plod was walking past and saw her - could she have been charged with someit ?
indecent exposure...
Maybe if they hadn't changed all the public loos into trendy bars?

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