I Caught The Train

[marval]

As I caught the train this morning, I thought, I wish my son would stop throwing his model railway out of the window.

My partner is always ordering me around. In fact, I don’t think I have bought him one drink since we have been together.

I went to my doctor and said, “I keep getting sudden, overwhelming feelings that I am Mexican.” He said, “You’re having Hispanic attacks.”

I had decided to set myself up in business as a shepherd, but I couldn’t get the staff.

I went to an Italian restaurant, and they had spaghetti on the menu. So I had to call the waiter to wipe it off.

I used to do illegal carpentry, until I was arrested by the vice squad.

I cut myself on a piano key this morning. I didn’t realise it was a G sharp.

My partner has left me because of my obsession with card games. I can’t deal with it.

When I went to Mexico, I got ill from eating some dodgy cactus. I think it was spiked.

I have been up all night interrogating an egg, I think it is about to crack.

[Patsy33]

Love them. Especially Hispanic attacks! lol...

[Baldric]

Groan ............. ;o)

[Voltage]

Lol if balders groaned he loved em! :-)

[zebo]

Surely the piano key was F-sharp if it cut you.

If you're setting up as a shepherd people will flock to you for jobs.

[smartypants10101]

My son was sent home from school again this week, for been rude in the classroom , i knew teaching wasnt for him .