Answerbank!

[Voltage]

I won't be on answerbank for a while, the Police are investigating me regarding the theft of an Inflatable Mattress....I've gotta lilo!
.

[Sqad]

LOL.......

[Baldric]

Whatever you do, don't get deflated about it ;o)

[Hopkirk]

I think the giveaway was the fact you were wearing pumps.

[Buenchico]

The police will never give up in their investigations though; they'll constantly pump up the pressure.

[Voltage]

I'm keeping my tempur!

[TheWinner]

I hope you don't "let yourself down".

[Patsy33]

Don't worry. I'm sure it's been blown out of proportion.. .

[DTCwordfan]

Okay Benson, stop this laying around and do something useful like making your bed.

[murraymints]

lot of hot air if you ask me..

[Voltage]

You won't believe me but..
I was offered a job at a mattress factory.

I asked them if I could sleep on it.

[rowanwitch]

Dreams asked me if I wanted a job in Beds, I said it was too far to travel

[Voltage]

L

[Voltage]

Lol

[aelmpvw]

if you get jailed i'll arrange for you to be sprung

[rowanwitch]

At least you can have a silentnight. ,

[Shaglene]

And the little one said “Roll over, roll over”.