A man and his pet snail walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then acotxh shooters, one after the other.
Finally, the barman says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my snail."
The barman sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the snail falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.
The barman, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a snail."