What Do I Look Like?

[marval]

A farmer and his wife had worked hard, and scrimped and saved to send their son to college.

As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns.

Being pleased with his new hirsute adornment, he had his picture taken and sent it off to his parents.

On the back of the photo he scrawled "How do you like it? Don't I look like a count?"

Shortly after, the son received this terse note.

"You idiot, it cost us a fortune to send you to college, and you can't even spell."

[Canary42]

LOL

[Hopkirk]

They love me where I work, they keep saying I'm an absolute cult.

[Cloverjo]

Lol!

Reminds me of a certain dialogue between a well-known journalist and another man at a club.
"I'm a country member."
"I'll remember."

[marval]

Good one Cloverjo.

[Shaglene]

C You Next Tuesday.......

[Patsy33]

Lol!