My Daughter!

[Voltage]

My 16 year old daughter asked me, what was the best form of contraception?

My reply was: “A tic tac.”

She said: The mints? How will a tic tac stop me getting pregnant?

I said: “you hold it between your knees.”

[Shaglene]

It does work. I can't get near the wife..................

[Zacs-Master]

Hey, Minty, is that how you got your nickname? ;-)

[1ozzy]

Somewhere I've heard the phrase......

.....position, position.