An Eternal Puzzle

[sunny-dave]

Q : Why did God bother to create men?

A : Because She couldn’t figure out how to make a vibrator that would mow the lawn

I'll get me coat ...

[Mamyalynne]

Best not leave a forwarding address Dave.

[sunny-dave]

I fear mamymafia may already be on my trail ...

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[Mamyalynne]

Yup.

[DTCwordfan]

God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because He knew men would never ask for directions.

[DTCwordfan]

When God finished the creation of Adam he stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I can do better than that."

[Canary42]

But lawn mowers vibrate !

https://www.ferrismowers.eu/newsroom/vibration-risks-on-lawn-care-equipment-like-lawn-mowers/

[Voltage]

I thought it was because women had no one to moan at! ;-)

[Shaglene]

Who said that God was a woman.............

[Canary42]

She did