" How Do You Get Pregnant From Ghosts? "

[sunny-dave]

"They put the willies up me" ...

[Old_Geezer]

Unlikely to make me pregnant from doing that.

[sunny-dave]

https://theeditorsjournal.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/beer-g.jpg?w=900

[snags]

Ectoplasm?

[Arksided]

Is that a phantom pregnancy.

[albaqwerty]

isn't ectoplasm what ghosts have as they reach the heights of passion?

[Arksided]

How would you know its the same Ghost if they change their bed-sheet.

[Buenchico]

A ghost got me pregnant.

The hospital say that it will be twins, with one of each, a boy and a ghoul.

[mallyh]

the ghost must have been scared stiff

[Patsy33]

By getting under the sheet?.....

[mallyh]

when they come unseen

[snags]

https://www.indy100.com/article/woman-ghost-relationship-sex-phantom-pregnancy-children-babies-8501416

[Arksided]

^ Jeepers... :-/

Thanks for BA Dave.