Kung-Fu............

[Shaglene]

A Chinese bloke walks into the pub, stands next to me and starts drinking.

I said to him, "Do you know any of these martial arts like kung-fu, jujitsu are karate?"

He says, "Why u ask me dat? Is it cos me Chinese?"

"No." I said, "It's because you are drinking my beer."

[DTCwordfan]

pale ale or yellow peril....?

[retrocop]

I would of given him a saki reply and told him to rugger off if he wants a ruck.

[Souldarkness]

A man went into a wild west bar... this time the version is Marshall arts,

[Patsy33]

Lol...

[Baldric]

Ah so!

[BANANASPLITS]

Did he give you the old chop-suey

[marval]

One day a dwarf is sitting in his local pub when suddenly a thug walks in and strikes him on his head with his hand and says "that’s a chop from Karate!"

The next day the dwarf in the bar again hoping the same won't happen again when the thug strode in again and jabs him in the stomach." I learnt how to do that at boxing club! stupid dwarf!"

That's it thought the dwarf I'm not taking this anymore. So, the next day when the thug was sitting at the bar the dwarf walked in and hits him so hard his head started to bleed."Where'd you learn that? asked the thug.

"Well to begin with you chopped me on the head with a chop you learned at Karate and then you jabbed me like you would in boxing.

So I hit you with a crowbar from Halfords!"

[Shaglene]

Nice one Marv..............