Werewolf

[kvalidir]

Kid came to our door on Halloween looking for candy. I said
'What have you come as?'
'A Werewolf' he replied.
'But you haven't got a costume on, you're just wearing normal clothes'
'DUH it's not a full moon yet thicko'.

[retrocop]

I would give him a full moon for his cheek.

[BANANASPLITS]

I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nowwwwwwwwollll

[Patsy33]

Lunacy!...

[Shaglene]

That’s no way to speak to someone when you are after a freebie...

[RainbowRafiki]

I would say that I wouldn't be the thicko because I'm not the one begging for candy from random strangers.

[waterboatman]

I have always been against trick or treat, another American import, encouraging children to go begging with menaces.