Barbie At Halloween...

[BANANASPLITS]

What does Barbie like to do at Halloween?

Pump Ken

[spathiphyllum]

She best scrape out the seeds first

[retrocop]

Pull a trick?

[jno]

go on a ghouls' night out?

[retrocop]

Female Sheriff
Recently, a female sheriff's deputy arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night. The next day, at the Gwinnett County (Georgia) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication. The suspect explained that he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop. "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles, or at least I thought there was no one around," he stated. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. "Guess I was really into it, y'know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching sheriff's car and was unaware of his audience until Deputy Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Deputy Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just humping away at this pumpkin." Deputy Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence... "I said: 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?" He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said: "A pumpkin? Shoot ... is it midnight already?"

[Old_Geezer]

I must read more accurately. I thought it ws signed, and Plump Ken was bananasplits actual name !

Anyway, who has relations with Cinderella's carriage ?

[Old_Geezer]

WAS