Lost Search

[marval]

I bought my dog a new ‘anti-ageing’ dog lead. He’s got a new leash of life.

My doctor told me I have got Puzzle Disease. Apparently I’m riddled with it.

I just made an apple and blackberry smoothie, I don’t think my parents are going to be happy that I blended their phones

I finally managed to sell all my old super hero comics, I feel marvel less.

My friend always buys the best rod, net and tackle box, just so people can congratulate him on all his gear. He’s always fishing for compliments.

I went to the hardware shop. I said, “This riding lawnmower is stupid.” They said, “Next time, you get on top.”

I have just sold my granddad’s military lanyard on eBay. It was money for old rope.

Pilates, Chinese naval criminals who after boarding leave you slightly fitter.

My partner dumped me when we were visiting a very old castle. I was in ruins.

Pyongyang, the only capital city that sounds like a ricochet sound effect from an old fashioned Western.

[marval]

Where did lost search come from? Title should be I Bought.

[Patsy33]

It's a puzzle Marval... :-)

[DTCwordfan]

marval - last one about Pyongyang.....what about Bangkok then or was that a famous Irish sex film about bondage as it was filmed in Tie-land?

[BANANASPLITS]

You've lost me marval x