I Was

[marval]

I was in a relationship with an apostrophe.

Sadly we had to break up.

He was too possessive.

[retrocop]

Did you question Mark why? Best to put a period on this affair.

[marval]

I will after my operation. It turns out I only have a semicolon and need it repairing.

[retrocop]

Mark needs to be asked for an exclamation

[marval]

I will when I get there, but my car has broken down. It has come to a full stop.

[tonyav]

I'm glad to see that you bought it to a full stop, marval.

[tonyav]

Crossed posts ^^^

[Patsy33]

You must be been commatised...

[tonyav]

In what bracket would you have put him, marval.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
Ditto

[tonyav]

I bet she made a dash for it.

[retrocop]

There was some quotation Mark used to describe why he was possessive.

[Spicerack]

Console yourself with some of that thick alcoholic drink you liked.
You know, the punch you ate.

(I'd like to apologise for that in advance)

[Canary42]

/// I bet she made a dash for it. ///

Must have been a result of diaeresis

[zebo]

Commatised? Would that be in Oxford?