The Bike...........

[Shaglene]

Two students were riding bicycles across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get the great bike?"

The second replied, "Well, I was walking yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."

[Patsy33]

Haha!...